Okay, I’m going to be 100% honest here. This past semester was, academically, the worst I’ve ever had. I’ve always been a good student, but this past fall I just sort of dropped the ball. Between working two jobs, getting involved in a new relationship, and trying to spend time with my friends, the possibility of studying and doing homework just disappeared. Halfway through the semester I swear I wasn’t even getting grades, my professors sarcastically putting internet meme stickers on my papers instead. But, like all students are saying to themselves around this time of year, “This semester is going to be different.” The sophomore slump is over and I’m making an effort to work harder with a few tips and tricks. And I’ve decided to share them with you, because I’m such a great guy!

1. Make To-Do Lists

I love making to-do lists. Don’t know why, but I’ve got a spot for ’em. Not only does making a to-do list keep you from looking like this, it also makes you feel like you actually accomplished something. Sure, that Spanish vocabulary worksheet doesn’t seem like much, but when you cross it out on a list, it makes you feel good. Make one in a way that works for you, whether it be on paper or on a phone app such as Wunderlist. One of the best ways to maximize productivity is to use verbs on your list. Write “Write and turn in internship application to Business Department” instead of “application.” Trust me, you’ll be more likely to do it.

2. Go To Class!
I know this may be a no-brainer for most people, but some still need help. Even if you’re completely exhausted from a night of partying or a nocturnal triathlon, at least try to sneak napping during class. Attendance matters. Or, you know, get enough sleep. But who has time for that?

I know, I know, making a schedule? But it helps so much. Setting aside even an hour a day to complete selected readings and additional work will make your class work so much easier. If you don’t set aside time, you’re likely to keep pushing it back when your friends want to make a late-night run to Taco Bell or the Gorham Events Board is hosting a comedian/hypnotist/juggler/masseuse/firebreather/giant squid. Remember why your at school and spend a good chunk of time dedicating yourself to your studies. Do the reading! This isn’t high school anymore more, so you don’t want to be awkwardly trying to BS what happened in the first half of Herman Melville’s Moby Dick or trying to explain quantum physics while the rest of the class looks at you like you’re one of those people who clap at the end of movies. Get down to business.

Going to school and working is stressful, so make sure you take the time to relax and take a breather from your hectic life. Make sure you have time to focus on your interests and do something for yourself. Go for a run, read a book, or sit around, order a pizza and watch six straight hours of Parks and Recreation. Do what you want! As long as you balance it with the schooling that you’re paying thousands of dollars for. (Sorry I reminded you. You were real excited about that pizza, huh?)

These are just a few tactics that I plan on implementing during the next semester. I honestly haven’t put a lot of thought into exactly how I’m going to trick myself into being productive, but I’m sure as hell going to try.

Have any advice for me or other students? Leave your tips in the comments below!